I love starting out my days with laugh out loud conciseness. Oh how true these have been in our own experience with the work-a-day world.
"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."
"Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here."
"It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
"Your roll may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you."
"Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are losers."
"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
"Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important."
"The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too."
"If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly."
"Always remember that your are unique. Just like everybody else."
"It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do."
"Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress."
"None of us is as dumb as all of us."
"For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them."
"Hard work never killed anybody, but it is illegal in some places."
"When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness."
"Let's agree to respect each other's views, no matter how wrong yours may be."
"If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem."
"There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed."
"It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup."
"When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles."
"Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people."
"The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly."
"At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser."
And here are some that made me laugh, but have become so true, they're really not funny. :/
"If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions."
"Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid."
"As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems."
"You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment."
"Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head."
"It's over, man. Let her go."
2 comments:
ROFLOL I've never seen this set before!!! I've only seen the ones with animals. lol
Mark and I have always enjoyed looking at these every so often. They do give a good laugh! While ones like the government are laughable, they are unfortunately, as you said, all too true!
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